Hi Mom and Dad,
The bananas arrived fine. Luckily there were no problems with customs.
I have to tell you about my new home! It is spacious as all get out. Huge. I find it slightly sterile, but there is some life here. I’m settling right in and have picked out my favorite corner.
But I have big news. Are you ready?
I didn’t know it, but when I left I was pregnant. Isn’t that great!
Last night I laid about 20,000 eggs. I can’t wait for my brood to hatch!
My children will dine on human tonight!
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