Your Cat…..

phone-booth-jhc

PHOTO PROMPT © J Hardy Carroll

“Long fur.”

“Are you kidding?  Have you ever cleaned up hairballs?”

“Medium.”

“Blue Persian.”

“Siamese”

“Calico”

“Sabretooth Tiger!”

“Male.”

“Two kilos.”

“Twelve.”

“I want a tiger!  300 kilos!”

“Black. And white.”

“Tiger!”

“Green. Hehehe.”

“I said ‘Calico’.”

“OK, ok, have we filled in all of the blanks?  Let’s send it to the 3-D Genetic Printer.”

“Mom’s going to kill us.”

“Oh boy!  I can’t wait to see him!”

Processing genetic code for pet.”

“You mean you didn’t ask Mom?”

We’re sorry, your cat cannot not be completed as dialed.  Please hangup and try again.”

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You need to blame Jane Dougherty for this second helping of Friday Fictioneer weirdness ;)  She misread the title of my first story, “Your Call Cannot be Completed” as “Your Cat Cannot be Completed”.  Since she wanted that story, here it is.

Note 2 – In the US, if you dial a nonworking number you will get a message, “We’re sorry, your call cannot be completed as dialed.  Please hangup and try again.”

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Word count = 94

Friday Fictioneers is hosted by Rochelle Wisoff-Fields.  This week’s prompt is here and uses a photo provided by © J Hardy Carroll.  Read more or join in by following the InLinkz “linky“.

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